Sex, Sex, Sex!

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Episode 31:

Do you know what the top three things are that people search for on the Internet, according to Google?

The first thing is how to make money on the Internet. That shouldn’t be surprising to us, because the stories we’ve all heard lead us to believe you can become a millionaire sitting at your computer a couple of hours a day. That’s not true, of course, because making money online requires a lot of hard work, just like making money any other way. I know from personal experience this is true.

The third thing is spirituality. People don’t search for Christian things too much, because Christianity has a real credibility problem in today’s culture, but rather they search for New Age types of spirituality. They’re actually looking for ways to make themselves their own god. The analytics bear that out.

It’s the second thing most searched for that really surprised me. I suppose it shouldn’t have surprised me, though. The second thing most searched for on the Internet is pornography.

Sex dominates our minds 24/7. Sex has become the end-all-be-all of human existence. We’re going to talk about that—about sex—in this episode.


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Catholic Sexual Ethics & NFP

Most people think that anything in the Catholic Church pertaining to sex is simply a list of dos and don’ts. This couldn’t be farther from the truth! You’ll be amazed at the level of sexual liberty you actually have through the Church. I recommend all these books. Many of the authors I personally know, and some are my friends. I especially recommend the books on the theology of the body (initially formulated by Pope St. John Paul II) and NFP.

The Ovulation Method: Natural Family Planning

Natural Family Planning: The Complete Approach HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

Natural Family Planning: A Catholic Approach

The Sinner’s Guide to Natural Family Planning

Love’s Mystery: A Mystical Theology of the Body according to St. John Paul II and St. John of the Cross

Theology of the Body in One Hour HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

Theology of Body in Context by Dr. William May. Dr. May was a personal friend of mine for more than 20 years, and he was the best moral theologian I ever knew. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

The Theology of the Body Human Love in the Divine Plan HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

Aquinas and the Theology of the Body: The Thomistic Foundations of John Paul II’s Anthropology

Men and Women Are From Eden: A Study Guide to John Paul II’s Theology of the Body

Theology of the Body in Simple Language

Man and Woman He Created Them: A Theology of the Body Paperback by John Paul II

Theology of the Body Explained: A Commentary on John Paul II’s Man and Woman He Created Them

Real Love: Answers to Your Questions on Dating, Marriage and the Real Meaning of Sex

The Virgin Mary and Theology of the Body

Theology of the Body for Beginners: A Basic Introduction to Pope John Paul II’s Sexual Revolution

Five Non Negotiables-The Catholic Church’s Teaching on Abortion, Euthanasia, Embryonic Stem Cell Research, Human Cloning, and Same-Sex ‘Marriage’  by Tim Staples Audio CD HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

The Unholy Trinity: Blocking the Left’s Assault on Life, Marriage, and Gender

Things Catholics Don’t Talk About: Pornography HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

God’s Masturbation Solution: A Catholic Perspective on the Sin and the Temptation HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

Men, Women, and the Mystery of Love: Practical Insights from John Paul II’s Love and Responsibility Paperback by Edward Sri 

Taking Charge of Your Fertility, 20th Anniversary Edition: The Definitive Guide to Natural Birth Control, Pregnancy Achievement, and Reproductive Health by Toni Weschler

Real Love, 2nd Ed.: Answers to Your Questions on Dating, Marriage and the Real Meaning of Sex

Covenant of Love: Pope John Paul II on Sexuality, Marriage, and the Family in the Modern World 

Faith at the Edge: A New Generation of Catholic Writers Reflects on Life, Love, Sex and Other Mysteries

A Catechism for Family Life: Insights from Catholic Teaching on Love, Marriage, Sex, and Parenting

The Contraception Deception: Catholic Teaching on Birth Control by Patrick Coffin

Christian Dating in a Godless World

The Catholic Church on Marital Intercourse: From St. Paul to Pope John Paul II

Clean of Heart: Overcoming Habitual Sins Against Purity

Good News About Sex & Marriage: Answers to Your Honest Questions about Catholic Teaching

If You Really Loved Me: 100 Questions on Dating, Relationships, and Sexual Purity by Jason Evert HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

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Catholic News Notes


Antifa Urges Others To Take ‘Direct Action’ After ‘Martyr’ Taken Down by Police for Failed Firebomb Plan


Fox News’s Rachel Campos-Duffy talks having 9 kids, stigma against big families


US day of mourning to commemorate 20 million black lives lost to abortion


SHOCK VIDEO Shows Woman Violently Shove Catholic Priest Off Stage During Mass (Watch)


‘Hope is Back’: Trump Helps Save Christians, Yazidis in Iraq from Extinction

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About the author, Joe Sixpack The Every Catholic Guy

I'm Joe Sixpack—The Every Catholic Guy, and I'm your go-to guy for all things Catholic! I'm a convert of thirty years, and the Holy Spirit has used me to make hundreds of converts in one-on-one and small group venues. I'm also a consecrated member of the Marian Catechist Apostolate, under the direction of Raymond Leo Cardinal Burke. I hope we can be friends!

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